- *runs for 10 minutes*
- me: am i skinny yet?
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
bruh im googlin some random shit right. i typed 4 letters and my quick results turned into a whole nother language some arabic shit. i clicked it and i seen the heaviest flex i ever seent
look as this shit
this nigga squattin on a mercedes sls wit a lion behind a lamborghini gallardo
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
-gay guy posts his selfie-
You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it
is that why i miss her so much?
Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.