pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet



saepphire:

gnumblr:

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

oh man, really awesome lighter design of the planets…….. and Pluto

get the fuck off there Pluto

❁

titytwochainz:

bruh im googlin some random shit right. i typed 4 letters and my quick results turned into a whole nother language some arabic shit. i clicked it and i seen the heaviest flex i ever seent

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look as this shit

this nigga squattin on a mercedes sls wit a lion behind a lamborghini gallardo 



hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*



keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: yiffjpg)



magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’



itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

profoak:

-gay guy posts his selfie-

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pokemoniall:

this man is probably so ashamed that 50 years later he is in the same spot again

comptondreamz:

godmuva:

acidwrapper:

godmuva:

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

is that why i miss her so much?

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.

🙏🙏🙏